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Iryn Mae. 16. Simple. :)
Filipino. Messy black hair. Belly. Not-so-tall nose. Dark-skinned. No make-up. Not-so-smart.
This is me.
Me and my imperfections make me a complete human.
I accept who I am, inside and out.
I love my family, my friends, God, everyone! :D
If you like me, we're gonna be best buds.
If you hate me...
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. :)

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Gemini are LIBRA’s playmates? Bruno, you. Me. Bed. NOW. :)))
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
The Player: Very spontaneous, and outgoing. Always eager to learn new tricks and experience new thrills (a natural daredevil). He/She has a fiery and energetic personality that really comes out between the sheets. The Game: Be prepared for a quickie in a restaurant bathroom or an explosive encounter in the gym. You’ll need the cushioned mats for those aerobic-like sex sessions. Sex only in the bedroom is a big yawn to this person.
Generally loves to take charge , so go get ready and reap those rewards.
The Playmates: Energetic Sags (Sagittarius) and domineering Leos are equally daring matches who will not be afraid to complement their wild side.
The Plaything: Leather whip
The Cheer: I AM
The Sex Zone: Earlobes
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
The Player: Pleasure-loving and sensual. Lives for those he/she loves and believes in long romantic engagements. Extremely turned-on by soft music, candlelight, sexy lingerie, and the aroma of body fluids. If he/she had his way, sex would be all foreplay all the time.
The Game: These type of people likes to take things slow. They love to titillate all the senses and is a very acute observer. Could be into voyeurism, and is prone to be an exhibitionist. Expect an amalgamation of the senses when you sleep. with this man. His earthly sensuality is best unleashed by moonlight.
The Playmates: A sensitive Virgo could either be his best friend or soulmate, while a practical Capricorn could be his perfect lover.
The Plaything: Scented candles
The Cheer: I HAVE
The Sex Zone: Neck
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
The Player: Inquisitive and communicative. They’re all about visual stimulation. A Gemini loves to indulge in a good conversation over a great meal. He/She finds sex, talk, and fine dining a major pleasure igniter. They’re very much into details, like gossip, humor, and poetry, and pays close attention to the little areas such as earlobes and nipples.
The Game: Making love with the lights on is a major turn-on for this person (the more lights and mirrors, the better). He/She loves to watch himself/herself give pleasure and be pleasured, so be prepared to moan his name during climax, and you may just get another stimulating round after.
The Playmates: Libra lovers share his/her sex drive and love to satisfy his kinkiest cravings, while Aquarians have the energy and stamina to light his sparkplug.
The Plaything: Full-length mirror
The Cheer: I COMMUNICATE
The Sex Zone: Hands
CANCER (June 20 - July 22)
The Player: Sensuous and emotional. Cancer people are also known to be caring and family-oriented. Generally husband material and commitment-ready types who will wine you, dine you, and then nibble you all night. He would die for sexual TLC and believes in non-verbal communication. Sex is the best way for him to show emotions. to the one they love and trust.
The Game: Sex and love go hand in hand for the person, though he/she tends to get jealous of everything and everyone sometimes. Recognized as a good kisser, he/she wants to possess the mind, body and soul, so often an intense lover. A home-cooked meal is the fastest way to this person’s sentimental heart. Plenty of flowers and a dozen “I LOVE YOUs” will make your every moment with the person worthwhile.
The Playmates: The intensity of a Scorpio will put him over the edge. Someone of this sign can be his best friend or lover. Pisces will definitely crank up his creativity and share his romantic emotions.
The Plaything: Rose petals
The Cheer: I FEEL
The Sex Zone: Chest
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
The Player: Dramatic and domineering. Leos pounces as often as he/she wants, and with whomever they want, guilt-free. It’s all about loud love for this person (the more moaning and screaming the better). He/She gives all or nothing, so if you’re bowith a Leo and you’ve made it to the bedroom, be prepared for all. This person will still be going strong and up after round three and a half.
The Game: Be geared up for an exciting round of strip poker or an enticing slave-master love game. There is nothing more lame than the same old sex, so variety is a necessity, and truckloads of it. Telling the person your naughty fantasies and then letting them act it out is what they love.
The Playmates: Lusty Scorpions can be his best match or worst. Horny and confident lovers born under the sign of Aries will challenge him/her, in and out of the bedroom, while playful Sags (Sagittarius) win his heart and satisfy his lusty appetite.
The Plaything: Deck of cards
The Cheer: I CREATE
The Sex Zone: Torso
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
The Player: Neat and a perfectionist. He/She is the type who wouldn’t sleep around, but would do it 24/7 with his/her partner in a committed relationship. It’s all about getting wet for this person. Virgos love showering or taking a bath with his/her partner, and lots of mind-blowing bathroom foreplay.
The Game: He/she basically loves surprises, so just let yourself go and sex will be more thrilling for you than you ever thought it could be. Be classy (the perfect mix of innocence and naughtiness can drive the person crazy).
The Playmates: Sensual Taurus is a great match for commitment, while romantic Capricorns make the person’s heart melt.
The Plaything: Soap
The Cheer: I SERVE
The Sex Zone: Back
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
The Player: Decadent and loving. Libras are totally in touch with their sexuality. He/She is determined to fill your head with creative carnal knowledge of your most intimate inner desires. They find sex the best stress buster and headache remover. They live by sensuality, and will positively go to the extreme to pleasure all the five senses.
The Game: Be all set to make love on plush faux fur in the middle of scented candles and soft music. and on the other end of the spectrum, be willing to watch porn and love it. This person is very visual and gets off watching naughty flicks, so don’t be shy about mimicking the action on film when he/she asks you how you would like to be pleasured.
The Playmates: An equally sociable Gemini would give his/her sex life a new spark, while imaginative Aquarians are known to put fire in their hearts.
The Plaything: Video camera
The Cheer: I HARMONIZE
The Sex Zone: Butt
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 22)
The Player: Intense, obsessive and passionate. The sexually energetic Scorpios makes sexual foreplay their mantra. He/She enjoys sex to its outer limits. They will literally and figuratively bend over backwards or do a somersault to find new positions, and is notorious for pushing and pulling muscles in the process. And, yet amidst their sexual fervor, they are also known to be very secretive and subtle in their own ways.
The Game: Be ready to be indulged with naughty notes and kinky conversations, climactic massages, strip teasing, and intimate oral pleasures (getting there is so much fun). You are always assured of an all-out performance every round.
The Playmates: Faithful Cancers stabilize their emotional volatility, while Pisces lovers get to abandon all common sense and go wild with them.
The Plaything: Handcuffs
The Cheer: I CONTROL
The Sex Zone: Genitals
SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21)
The Player: Energetic and athletic but also philosophical and intelligent. He/she never thinks there could actually be too much of a good thing; his/her craving gor new carnal encounters is staggering and chances are, the pleasure in his pursuit of it will be found in his/her partner. Sex is a sport to a Sag person, and he’s/she’s got Olympic stamina for it.
The Game: Lasciviously excessive. Be prepared to do it in the bedroom then dash to the living room, chase each other around the kitchen, and cool down in the shower. Be free-spirited and outgoing if you want to do a Sag person.
The Playmates: Aries lovers will share their need for action, whereas mischievous Leos will make passion more playful.
The Plaything: King-size bed
The Cheer: I PHILOSOPHIZE
The Sex Zone: Thighs
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
The Player: Pragmatic and analytical. Capricorns put a lot of energy into being a great lover. He/she has an insatiable desure for preparing and learning, and so he/she likes to watch instructional videos and get advice from friends and past lovers. He/she is not into casual sex, but will indulge for practice purposes only for his/her future soulmate.
The Game: Conventional Capricorns are typically old-fashioned and workaholic, so be ready to do it in his/her office after a hard day at work. He/she wants someone who is daring and needs someone to release his/her tension. He/She loves to be passionately pampered every once in a while.
The Playmates: Nurturing Taurus lovers can take care of his/her wanton ways and generally have the romantic touch he/she lacks. Virgo can be just as serious and desire a no-fuss relationship just like him/her.
The Plaything: Sex manual
The Cheer: I MASTER
The Sex Zone: Knees
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
The Player: Inventive, creative and rebellious. He/She is always into experimentation in bed (with company or alone). The Aquarian person is said to be an exquisite lover, and is known to give teasing foreplay. He/She is especially stimulated by erotic needs, and is the type who would read the KAMASUTRA from cover to cover.
The Game: Be all set to do it anytime and anywhere with this spontaneous lover. He/She might love it fast and fabulous one day, then he/she does it slow and easy the next. He/She is deeply attracted to the darker aspects of others and loves eccentricity, exoticness and variety.
The Playmates: Lots of sexual intensity connects this person with a Libra, who would be glad to have phone sex with him/her in the car going home, while playful Gemini will match his/her need for excitement.
The Plaything: Sex video
The Cheer: I UNIVERSALIZE
The Sex Zone: Legs
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
The Player: Imaginative, inventive and dreamy. He/She is highly emotional and often confuses love with lust. The Pisces person has a magnetic sexual charm. Sex for him/her can be very spiritual. A lover of water, nature and the outdoors, so look forward to getting wet out in the open.
The Game: Expect to be wet with bliss. Be ready to be sponged in a pool, make love in a hot spring, or go skinny-dipping in the beach by starlight. It’s making love while getting wet with nature that’s his/her idea of Nirvana. He/She will practically flood your every desire, and will go wild in the shower when you lather up his/her libido.
The Playmates: His/her romantic and spiritual side comes out best with a Cancer, who helps him/her with true love and trust, while compassionate Scorpios give him/her the attention he/she needs.
The Plaything: Bathtub
The Cheer: I BELIEVE
The Sex Zone: Feet
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This is the most interesting, yet scariest post that I’ve ever read on Facebook.
A friend posted this and I just translated this from Tagalog to English.
NOTES:
- CEU is a university in Philippines.
- A jeepney is a very popular and common form of transportation here in the Philippines
- When riding a jeep and you’re sitting far from the driver, you can ask the other riders to hand your fare to the driver.
- UST is also a university in the Philippines.
Commuters MUST read this. I can’t believe how some people are really willing to kill only to get the material things they want or maybe it’s the desperation of bringing bread to their tables that triggered them to do this. A friend just told me this earlier: My friend brought a pal to CEU yesterday to fetch another friend. They rode on a jeepney. The jeepney that they rode on had few passengers that time: a couple who were embracing each other, an old woman, my friend and his pal and the driver. The couple were sitting on the front part of the jeepney. The girl was leaning on her boyfriend like she was sleeping and the boy was hugging her from her back. The old woman was sitting on the middle part of the jeepney and my friend and his pal were sitting on the back part of the jeepney. My friend was handing their fare to the couple, but the boy was ignoring them and so the old woman took the fare and handed it to the driver. The old woman was also the one to hand them their change. They also noticed that the driver was staring angry at them. They were a little bit creeped out. After a few moments, the old woman told them to get off the jeepney. They got more confused on who they would be creeped out: the jeepney driver who was madly staring at them, or the old woman who suddenly told them to get off the jeepney. And without even thinking, they went off the jeepney. After they got off, the old woman told them why she ordered them to do so. She said that she was glad that they both didn’t ask why she wanted them to get off the jeepney. She said that the girl was already dead and that the boy and the girl wasn’t really a couple. The reason why the girl was leaning on her boyfriend and the boy was hugging her was that there was an ice pick was stabbed on her back. That was also the reason why the boy was ignoring them when they were handing him their fare. The old woman also noticed that the neck part of the woman was already turning black. Maybe the reason why the jeepney driver were angry staring at them is because he were signalling them to get off of the jeepney. It’s scary if you’re just going to think that you were riding that jeepney. Really scary, especially when it’s night time. So an advice to all the commuters who travel at night, be careful and don’t travel alone. And don’t forget to pray. Be careful! — An AB Pol Sci student from UST.
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